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Name: Dingo
Country: United States
State: Georgia
Birthday: 4/15/1981
Gender: Male
Interests: Inserting Tab A into Slot B...
Expertise: ...stupidity?...
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/17/2002
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| - T E E N T-i-t A-n-s Teen...Ti-tans...Let's Go!... - - -
Well...I am going to let you all in on a little secret...well...by you
all...I mean like three people...and really it not much a secret...but
that is besides the point...the other day I was starring at my
toliet...and it...back at me...so...I picked up the toliet paper...and
it jumps into the murky toliet water filled bowl...I continued to stare
at it...and I thought to myself...well...that is staying there...I
figured if I just ignored it...that it would eventually just go
away...well...earlier today...I returned once again to stare at my
porcelain throne...and I suddenly realized...it was gone...the entire
roll of toliet paper...disappeared...just as I had assumed it would...I
believe the moral of this story is...that no matter how insignificant...or how
crappy a situation appears to be when starring at it...if you just
ignore it...it will inevitably go away...
...and yes...it is the Teen Titans theme song...tomorrow they are
releasing a Teen Titans Card game...just try and stop me...bitches...
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| Bernardo keeps touching me...not that I do not like it...I just thought
I would point that out...I have become obsessed with Teen Titans...I
Love Raven and Starfire... I could watch them all day...I actually like
rushed home today to watch them...damn my gayness...also...I am not a
big fan of "Punk'd"...but I do enjoy that Ashton never seems satisfied
until the punkee starts crying...I mean I remember when Justin
Timberlake got all teary-eyed when they were taking his stuff...and his
dogs...is it surprising that he acted all gay and called his
Mommy...no...but how can you not enjoy that...I for one...surely do...I
finally went to Express and Violet...I quite like them both...I should
have gone earlier...seeing as how they are like five minutes away...I
wish there was a excuse for that...but really...I am just lazy as
hell...I purchased Strawberry Honey Comb today...which I expect to be a
fantastic treat...it had Teen Titans on the box...damnit I just cannot
say no to those girls...anyway...to my dismay...psuedo strawberry and
honey flavors do not mix as well as one would expect...how
disapointing...but the box made it worth it...besides it was
$1.88...Thank You Kroger Plus Card...sometimes I think my thoughts do
not flow that...fluidly...but I like to think that is not my
fault...someone told me about a commerical they saw where
like...everyone in the ad who had yellow shirts on...represented
individuals whom where infected with the Herpes...this got me to
thinking...I am glad I do not wear much yellow...and suddenly all the
kids hating Charlie Brown made sense...he should have gotten Snoopy
tested...testes...hahahaha...okay anyway...mail order brides should
come with a money back guarantee...I think it would definitly increase
sales...which reminds me...I should start carrying a guitar around and
pretend I play...I hear girls like the whole musican image...I suppose
I could learn how to play for real...but it seems like a lot of
work...and I think I am already pretty good at lying...might as well
stick to my strengths...Bernardo just "lost" his gerbil again...I am on
the job...Teen Titans Go!...
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| - Hey, I'm Luke's imaginary friend. My name is Bernardo, and I am with Luke every second of every day so I am like his personal God. Yesterday Luke was hit with a plastic jumbo golf club, kidnapped, and taken to the woods. In other news, he is getting better at playing the harmonica. I will update for the public again soon. Oh and I am a homosexual. Toodles~!
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| Hi...I am the son of Darth...I have long hair that I like to keep dirty with Yoda's anal leakage...Damn I love my hair!...I like Subway and cookies and long walks on the beach...I think those new people that I met in march are the shit!...They are neato burrito...and everyone else is NOT COOL...Anyway, I found a poem that I really love...It is called "Little Pussy" and there is also another neato burrito one called "Wee Willie Winkie"...My brother is pretty hot...But now I have to go...so Bye! Dears!... | | |
| I just realized...it has been like...over six months since I have
"used"...my Xanga...Awww...I bet it misses me...I miss it
too...therefore...I will give it a quickie...so...today the girl at
Subway gave me extra cookies...I am
going to pretend that she wants me...because it makes me feel
special...deep down inside...on a lighter note...I semi-electricuted
myself...no thanks to Andrew's illegal imported bug killer...and here I
thought it was a toy tennis racket...I bet the bugs think the same
thing...how cruel...I also...within a like ten minute span...managed to
super-glue my fingers together...and then get them stuck in Brandon's
Foosball table...God I am skilled...the other day...I was head-butted
by a puppy...but I think I won...take that puppy...take that...I met
lots of random people this week...some were hot...and some were
not...and I learned all sorts of interesting stuff about
them...Score!...
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